TV: True Blood SE5 EP12 - Finale

True Blood
Drama, Fantasy, Mystery

Welcome to the finale, where everyone is hoping all their questions will be answered! Well, guess what? They aren't... If anything, I walked away from this episode with even more questions. It seems they've veered off the plot lines of the books for good! What a great episode though! I laughed out loud so many times; so many one-liners, so many awesome things happened! Let's start shall we?

Russell (Denis O'Hare) is dead! I'm pretty darn sure that was the true death for him. It makes me a little sad that we wont see his crazy face any more... then again, you never know with True Blood, do you? I thought for a bit there that the fairy light thing wasn't going to do anything at all... what a strange death. There's a few of those throughout this episode... Did the light actually kill him or was it Eric with the stake? Pretty sure it was the fairy light... pretty sure!

Nora's (Lucy Griffiths) face when she smelt Sookie made me laugh. *screencaps* I love that Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) had no trouble holding her back from Sookie (Anna Paquin). Trust Eric to have a mountain of cash stashed in the walls of Fangtasia. What the hell is going on with Jason (Ryan Kwanten)? Is that just from the bump on the head or is he going to see his vampire hating imaginary parents forever?

My sister, Cassie and I spent ages trying to figure out whether it was Sam (Sam Trammell) or Luna (Janina Gavankar) that had shifted into Steve Newlin (Michael McMillan). I swore Sam wouldn't let Luna do it, she nearly died after the last time she shifted into another human. Why wouldn't he shift instead of Luna? Then I realized we'd gotten things a little mixed up; Sam isn't a Skinwalker, that was his brother Tommy (Marshall Allman)! Luna surely can't survive another skinwalk though... Can I also say, bravo Sam! Best death ever!

Bill (Stephen Moyer) has gone completely bonkers. We had no idea what he was up to when he told Salome (Valentina Cervi) that Lilith (Jessica Clark) has told him that she had been chosen, but now we all know what a big fat liar he is. All hail Billith!

Alcide (Joe Manganiello) is finally the pack-master! *fistpump* Where did Jackson 'Daddy' Herveaux (Robert Patrick) get this vamp blood and which vamp is it from I wonder...

So, Maurella (Kristina Anapau) eh? See her scoff that salt back like it was less that water? How calmly did Holly (Lauren Bowles) take the whole multiple babies being born out of a shiny fairy vag? Damn! Poor Andy (Chris Bauer), four brand new babies! And wow, Maurella's body just sprang back! Love it!

I could just keep going but then this post will be longer than I'm comfortable with... hell, it already is!

5 out of 5 quotations...

Jason: Something funny, Fanger.

Eric: Yes, Blood Bag.

Jason: Leach.

Eric: Breather.

Jason: Dead Fuck.

Eric: Meat Sack.

Sookie: Stop acting like children.

Eric to Jason: Oh sweetie, don't be a fool.

Sam: I tried reasoning but apparently he's lost his mother fucking mind.

Jessica: I'm telling you, they're worse than my uncle who started his own church. He told my cousins there was no Santa Clause when they were little just so that Jesus wouldn't have any competition.

Pam: One of the worst things about being immortal is having to watch the same stupid scenario happen over and over. It's usually the humans though. Guess this proves we're just as fucking retarded as they are.

Arlene: Who knew watching an alien give birth could be so comforting.

Lafayette: Are you kidding me? It's always the weird stuff that is the best!

Rosalyn: Compton and Salome are off buttering each other's biscuits half the time.

Eric: See what you've been missing working for the fucking authority?

Pam: What the fuck are you doing?

Tara: I'm getting you the fuck out of jail, bitch.

Pam: Wait, for what?

Tara: Eric and Nora to disarm and unlock everything

Pam: Nice plan.

Tara: Sure beats yours.

Jessica RE Pam & Tara: I knew it!

Season Five - Out!

TV: True Blood SE5 EP11

True Blood
Drama, Fantasy, Mystery

Are they imagining everything to do with Lillith? If not then why the hell is she telling both Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Salome (Valentina Cervi) that she chooses both of them? Or is it just their inner thoughts wishing that she had chosen them? If that's the case, then why did Bill run away from it? This is all terribly confusing.

Bill is being such an asshole! I hope Eric bashes that crap out of him. Poor Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) thought she had escaped from her highly religious family the first time around, only to end up stuck with a born-again Bill. I thought she was doing a great job of convincing him that she had bought into it, I almost thought Bill had fallen for it! Damn eh? 

I am so glad that Nora (Lucy Griffiths) has changed her tune and that Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) isn't really a Sanguinista. They are such lovely siblings... *snickers*

What a night for Jason (Aussie, Ryan Kwanten) too huh? Poor Jason. First some random supe is after his sister, then Jessica half tries to eat him and finally Russell (Denis O'Hare) glamours him to show him and Steve Newlin (Michael McMillian) where the Fairies are! Holy crapola!

What are the humans going to do? What does our military have up their sleeves? The Sheriff that Tara (Rutina Wesley) killed was Rosalyn's (Carolyn Hennesy) progeny? Didn't see that coming, but Pam (Kristen Bauer van Straten) handing herself over was expected; she's only trying to get to Eric and Eric and Nora have escaped but where have they gone? Don't worry though, Sam (Sam Trammel) and Luna (Janina Gavankar) are there.... Things are all over the place aren't they?

Who the hell is Warlow?!? And did you see Russell take out that Fairy Elder?! This episode is warming up to one hell of a season finale! Bring it!

5 out of 5 itty bitty white mice....

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"Ke$ha, for or against?"

"Excuse me?"

"Do you like her music?"

"I'm sorry, I'm not that familiar with her music."

She doesn't really sing does she, she talks. I suppose that makes her some sort of a poet. That's alarming because her spelling is atrocious."